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All Good Things Come to an End

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Esto está medio coñoemadre, pero muy divertido. Mad Tv, versión televisiva de la Revista Mad y competencia directa de Saturday Night Live, le dedicó esta sátira a Promiscuous Girl, segundo encillo del álbum Loose. El cambio fue por Syphilis Girl.



Letra:


I wanna live with a syphilis girl
I could be happy the rest of my life
With a syphilis girl

Antibiotics
Some ointment and cream
I pick at my herpes
It weeps and I scream
For my syphilis girl

She don't wear a condom
At least not at night
We check it together
Under the strip light
My syphilis girl

She's at the clinic now
We're gonna make it somehow
She needs another chancre
It's turning me into a wancre
Yeah... yeah... yeah...

La original Promiscuous Girl (Live in Paris):


Letra:

Am I throwing you off? Nope. Didn't think so.
How you doing young lady
The feeling that you give me really drive me crazy
You're dope have a player by the choke
I was at a loss for words first time that we spoke
You're looking for a girl that'll treat you right
Have you lookin' for her in the daytime with a light
You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night

You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
All I can do is try give me one chance
What's the problem I don't se no ring on your hand
I'll be the first to admit I'm curious about you you seem so innocent
You wanna get in my world get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of runnin' let's walk for a minute

Promiscuous girl wherever you are
I'm all alone and it's you that I want
Promiscuous boy you already know
That I'm all yours what you waiting for
Promiscuous girl you're teasing me
You know what I want and I got what you need
Promiscuous boy let's get to the point
Cuz we're on a roll
You ready?

Roses are red some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead but you're still kinda cute
I can't take my mind off you
Where you at do you mind if I come through
I'm out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it
They call me Thomas last name Crowne
Recognize game I'm'a lay mines down
I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I may need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
I want you on my team so does everybody else
Shh maybe we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
What kind of girl do you take me for?

Don't get mad don't be mean don't get mad don't be mean

Wait I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on
I can see you with nothin' on
Feelin' on me before you bring that on
Bring that on?
You know what I mean
Girl I'm a freak you shouldn't say those things
I'm only trynna get inside of your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
Its okay it's alright I got something that you're gonna like
Is it the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game MVP like Steve Nash?

Promiscuous boy I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy the way you're making me wait
Promiscuous boy we're one and the same so we don't gotta play games no more
Oh yeah oh yeah

Primer Single

Este 29 de Junio sale a la venta Manos al Aire, sencillo promocional de Mi Plan,primer álbum en español de Nelly Furtado. Aquí, las primera imágenes del sencillo, un preview y la letra de la canción:

MANOS AL AIRE

(Compositores: Nelly Furtado, James Bryan, Alex Cuba)


Tú, que pierdes el control
hablando en alta voz
Hieres mi corazón
Yo, tratando de escuchar
No me puedo explicar
Qué extraña sensación.

Tú no me quieres entender
Y me mandas a callar diciéndome
No me debo sorprender
Porque así es la realidad
De nuestro amor y yo

Coro:
No tengo armas para enfrentarte
Pongo mis manos, manos al aire

Sólo me importa amarte
En cuerpo y alma como era ayer

Tú que perdiste el control
Te dejaste llevar
Por la inseguridad
Yo que te he visto crecer
Me puedo imaginar
Que todo cambiará

Hoy aunque todo siga igual
Y me mandes a callar diciéndome
Que tienes que dominar
O será el final
Y yo no puedo así

Coro…

Preview: http://www.universalmusica.com/ecards/nellyfurtado/index.html

El Universal confunde a Nelly Furtado con Natalia Lafourcade, y le cambia la nacionalidad.

En una nota, publicada ayer por el diario Venezolano El Universal, en la que se comentaba sobre el concierto que dio la banda venezolana Los Amigos Invisibles, con motivo de su aniversario número dieciocho, La/El periodista que redactó la nota, confundió a la canadiense Nelly Furtado, con la mexicana Natalia Lafourcade. La/El periodista se refería al tema Viviré para Tí, perteneciene al álbum Commercial; el más reciente en la carrera del grupo venezolano. En dicho tema, la mexicana Natalia Lafourcade, realiza una colaboración con los funketos criollos.

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Tres video-mensajes

La cantante envía dos mensajes y adjunta un preview de Manos al Aire, tema que será el primer sencillo promocional de Mi Plan.

Mensaje 1


Mensaje 2 (creo que dirigido a Perez Hilton)


Preview de Manos al Aire